A painfully funny thing happened while playing golf yesterday.
I was about two thirds of the way around the course and was driving along in the buggy eating a banana when I bit down on something crunchy. My first thought was that I hadn’t got all the peel off – that was until the pain hit!
A wasp had flown into my mouth and, as I bit him, he stung me on the very end of my tongue!!! Luckily it didn’t swell up to much but damn it hurt! and really put me off my already rubbish game for three holes.
OH MY GOODNESS! You poor thing. How gross.
Ouch!!
A similar thing happen to me when I lived in Denver. I saw the wasp coming but I was unable to move away quick enough and bam I got stung on the lip. I had a phat lip for a day or two after that one
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That’s one of my fears! I always worry that whatever I’m eating might contain a bug of some sort and I’ll just stick that thing right in there with the food not knowing until too late what extra protein it carried. Nevermind the fear of eating a sting-capable bug.