on his birthday


Elliot’s one today!
I was looking at the entry for Max’s first birthday and although I thought that his first year went quickly I’m sure Elliot’s has gone even faster.
Not much planned and certainly not to the extent of Max’s first birthday. Family around tomorrow for lunch and that’s about it. At one it all seems to be about the parents anyway
Max had four of us around for tea the other day. Vibrating Bee wore his usual, oh so eighties, yellow and black striped jumpsuit. Dog Who Sings In Rain (his native American name) was unusually quiet due to feeling run down (or so his batteries inferred) and Peter Rabbit joined us in a lovely blue ensemble from this years Autumn collection at Versace. A place of honour, and the special green cup, was reserved for Daddy who unfortunately is not in the picture due to his doubling up as official photographer for the gala event.
After we all ate our fill it was time to pack up as Mummy said dinner was ready. I mentioned the bad timing to Max and said that I really didn’t think that I could eat Mummy’s cooking as I’d filled my tummy with chocolate cake pudding (with ketchup), fizzy and Easter eggs. Max then looked at me and said “Oh Daddy, it’s only pretend”
Ahh yes……….
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
So now all I have to do is remember what’s happened since last we spoke……. I think I’ll do my normal trick of bullet points
• Elliot now has seven, yes seven, teeth! He’s turning into a real little charmer as well with his toothy grin, blonde wavy hair and cheeky laugh.
• In one week he will be one. I know! I have no idea where the time has gone 🙁 I was talking about it with Vic last night and I remember the day he was born (at least from when Vic and I left home for the hospital) with crystal clarity. Before I know it he’ll be leaving home…… hopefully
• Elliot has also got the stage where he is standing for periods of time on his own without realising it and then crumpling to the floor when he notices. Very funny to watch.
• Max is the same wee boy – a joy one minute and a right little shite the next. He gets on really well with Elliot and it’s very funny watching them interact in various ways. After dinner tonight Max was crawling after Elliot who was crawling away and squealing hilariously. When Max caught Elliot he’d blow raspberries on his bum and then it would all start again. All great fun until Elliot filled his nappy and Max comes up from the next raspberry with a wrinkled nose and tells us that “Elliot’s got a really stinky bum” lol!
• Max said this morning “I don’t want daddy to screw it up” about something that I was about to do. Bizarre.
• Vic and I had a weekend away with some friends a couple of weekends ago – yay! Max stayed at home with his Grandad and Elliot spent the weekend at his Granny’s. We went to Martinborough which is both a town and a wine growing region about an hours drive away. A very adult weekend was had with food, drinking, wine tours and much silliness – great. We stayed at the Secret Garden which just lovely and a perfect size for six people.
• I started playing football (soccer) again, after a break of 23 years, and am playing for the Masters team (35+) of Naenae football club. The first game of the season (3-2 loss) I completely knackered my achilles tendons and have been unable to play the last two weeks. The physiotherapist has no idea when I’ll be OK to play 🙁 Getting old, I tell ya………
Other than that life just seems to have been passing me by at a crazy rate.
I promise an update this week (after a month and a half!)