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I had a vasectomy yesterday and the morning after it feels like I’ve been kicked in the bollocks…..by a small horse, about the size of a tallish Shetland pony maybe.

Luckily whatever the doctor gave me made the whole thing a bit of a blur although due to some issues in the past he said it was the most complicated one he’d done in the 600 he’s completed.  Instead of one small laser cut hole I have three – bloody typical!

I’d also like to apologise to all those people that I called on my cellphone on the way home and have no recollection of.  Supposedly I was also very rude to Vic and was ordering her to get me snacks from the petrol station on the way home – sorry baby.  Whatever the Doc gave me it was some seriously good shit and gave me the munchies really badly