scottish wedding
Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding. “Ach, it’s all going grand,” says…
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Who’s on First?
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
neologism
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Continued in the extended text…..
speaking of christmas
My mate Rico sent me this – what every man wanted for Christmas but didn’t get You also may have…
dog found
Especially for Bekah and Gina Thanks to my mate Rico for the pic….
hey baby
Many, many congratulations to Tom and Alissa on the arrival of Amanda Jane two days ago.
She’s beautiful.
gmail
Is there anyone on the ‘net that doesn’t have a gmail account?! I logged on to mine to find that…