sig

I saw this as someone’s sig on the aximsite forums and thought it was hilarious.

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I’d carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like ?Hey, look. He’s carrying a soldering iron!? and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, ?That’s right, it’s a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.? Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.