May 25
This post was written by Marc in the category(ies) WWW
Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock’s forthcoming wedding.
“Ach, it’s all going grand,” says Jock. “I’ve got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night…
Archie nods approvingly.
“Havens, I’ve even bought a kilt to be married in!” continues Jock.
“A kilt?” exclaims Archie, “that’s braw, you’ll look pure smart in that!
“And what’s the tartan?” Archie then enquires.
“Och,” says Jock, “I’d imagine she’ll be in white…”
Thanks to Gayle
Apr 24
This post was written by Marc in the category(ies) Ramblings, WWW
If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were alive today, their famous sketch, “Who’s on First?” might have turned out something like this:
COSTELLO CALLS TO BUY A COMPUTER FROM ABBOTT
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name’s Lou.
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Feb 17
This post was written by Marc in the category(ies) WWW
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.
The winners are:
1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. Continued in the extended text…..
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Jan 17
This post was written by Marc in the category(ies) Site News, WWW
My mate Rico sent me this – what every man wanted for Christmas but didn’t get 
You also may have noticed that the site was completely screwed up for 24 hours yesterday (or maybe you didn’t ) This was due to my hosts upgrading to php 4.4.1 which broke ExpressionEngine. It forced my hand in upgrading EE to the new version so it wasn’t all bad.
Nov 07
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Especially for Bekah and Gina
Thanks to my mate Rico for the pic….
Sep 01
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Many, many congratulations to Tom and Alissa on the arrival of Amanda Jane two days ago.
She’s beautiful.
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Apr 11
This post was written by Marc in the category(ies) Ramblings, WWW
Is there anyone on the ‘net that doesn’t have a gmail account?! I logged on to mine to find that I have 50, yes 50, invitations to give away…. sheesh!
Oh, and if you want one let me know