I just had to post this – I bought a lens cloth today and almost wet myself reading the blurb on the back. This is it exactly as it is written, spelling and punctuation intact.
MAGIC FIBER ABSORBS ALL DIRTY
THE SPECIALITY OF HIGHTECH CLOTH
1. Perfectly free of self generation of dust particles with an outstanding capacity of water absorbtion and clening
2. Clean up even the smallest dust particles, finger, marks and grease sports due to the triangular structure of the filamemt section
3. Does not cause any scratches on cleaning objections surfaces as silicon or chemicals are not incorporated.
4. Maintains it’s original efficiency even after number of washing.
USE OF HIGHTECH CLEANER
1. High class cleaner for glasses, plastic coating lens.
2. Special cleaner for furniture, musical instrument, audio/video,camera and record (C.D, L.D)
3. Shining cleaner for jewely, electronic products, beaker and hard disk.
4. Superb cleaner for car windows, so, good feeling for driving
Someone didn’t proofread! LOL!
You should scan it and send it to Engrish, a site dedicated to all the wonderful spelling and grammatical oddities found on Asian items.