“service”

I emailed my ISP this evening with a complaint about my connection speed.  Here’s the automated reply:

Thank you for contacting Xtra Broadband.

Your email will be answered as soon as possible. However, due to the high volume of emails we are receiving, our response time can be up to 5 days. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.

Thank you. Xtra Broadband.

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