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I just had to post this – I bought a lens cloth today and almost wet myself reading the blurb on the back. This is it exactly as it is written, spelling and punctuation intact.

THE SPECIALITY OF HIGHTECH CLOTH

1. Perfectly free of self generation of dust particles with an outstanding capacity of water absorbtion and clening

2. Clean up even the smallest dust particles, finger, marks and grease sports due to the triangular structure of the filamemt section

3. Does not cause any scratches on cleaning objections surfaces as silicon or chemicals are not incorporated.

4. Maintains it’s original efficiency even after number of washing.

USE OF HIGHTECH CLEANER

1. High class cleaner for glasses, plastic coating lens.

2. Special cleaner for furniture, musical instrument, audio/video,camera and record (C.D, L.D)

3. Shining cleaner for jewely, electronic products, beaker and hard disk.

4. Superb cleaner for car windows, so, good feeling for driving

After trying four I have at last found an IE “upgrade” that does what I want it to.  I’ve been looking for the ability to have tabbed browsing within IE for a while and all the other programs I’ve tried have done various strange things, mostly with popups. When most blogs have popup comment windows this can be a problem!

Avantbrowser seems to do everything properly If you’re an IE user (and 79.9% of you are according to my webstats) you should at least have a look at it.

PS: Yes, I use Opera and Mozilla as well, but IE is my main browser

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Not a good day today.  First of all not having a job is starting to get to me. I woke up this morning feeling pretty shitty about it actually. Luckily I had a day out taking photos with my friend Jay to look forward to.

That is until he cancelled at about 10:30…….. “no worries” I thought, “I’ll just nip out on my own” It’s a nice day today but after 3 hours and about 10 crap pics later I came to the conclusion that my head just wasn’t in it so I should give up and have some lunch.  Malaysian was what I felt like and so I found a small restaurant, sat down, ordered mee goreng, and pulled out my Clie to read a book.  Hmmm – no books in the list…….the 128MB memorystick was missing! After walking around for 2 hours there really was no point in back-tracking to find it so I gave up on it 🙁

I drove home in an absolutely foul mood and of course every idiot was out on the roads just to piss me off!  When I got home though I thought I’d hunt through the car and see if the MS had popped out while it was on the passenger seat.  Lo and behold it had come out of my clie, gone though the seat, onto the floor in the rear of the car and ended up under Max’s car seat base legs.

Whilst not in quite as bad a mood as an hour ago I still wouldn’t cross me…………..

Oh and here’s the one even vaguely decent shot I took 🙁

It’s been a while since the last update and not a lot has happened.  Here’s the few things that have…..

? Max is starting to support himself really well when sitting up now.  It’s amazing how things can change over three or four days. At the beginning of the week he would last about 5 seconds before toppling over – now he sits quite happily for minutes at a time and can recover from minor off-centre incidents

? The weirdest thing happened while I was driving along today. A small dog (maybe a Terrier of some sort) walked up to a crossing some distance in front of me and paused to look my way. When he saw that there was quite a distance he started to walk across. When he got to the island in the middle of the road he paused again, a car stopped for him and he crossed the second side of the street! Cool dog

? Try going to Google – type in “weapons of mass destruction” and hit the “I’m feeling lucky button” Take my word for it, it’s worth it )

When having a bath with your son don’t wash him with very slippery soap and then drop him face first into the water!!!!!!

Even though his face will only be in the water for about 1/2 a second and he will take it pretty well you will almost have a heart attack and you will almost pull a muscle with your super fast, panic enhanced, hand speed.

I was shaking for about 30 minutes………..

Good weekend!

Yesterday we drove out to see my Dad in his new house and had lunch.  He’s recently moved to a small town about an hour away and we’d promised to visit.  We then drove about another hour and a half and went to the first birthday party for Abbey, the daughter of friends of ours Ali and Al.  Great afternoon with loads of cake, cheerios and champagne! After leaving there about 20:00 we got home just after 23:00 (coffee stop at Vic’s Mum’s on the way ) and Max played up until just after 01:00!!  A very exciting day for him I guess with loads of new people and things to see.

Today was a quiet day with our friend Gayle popping around for lunch and then my Mum visiting for a coffee. Here’s a couple of shots I took while Mum was here.

My life is dead boring at the moment so let’s read about other people’s………

Woman swallows fork trying to catch bug!

Gaint pre-schoolers in wrestling match

Does Stonehenge Depict Female Genitalia??

Ya gotta love search engines! I had a new comment left on an entry from over a year ago by Clayton who said he found my site while looking for CSS tutorials (like I know anything!) and so I thought I’d have a look at my webstats.  Here are the top searches that bought people to my site………..

? i love hairy men

? telling the babys sex on a scan

? baby at 20 weeks

? grannie sex

? hairy

? click smilies

? hairy women

? what increases sperm count

? sore arse

? hairy men

LOL!